rjm take on the situation.
March 15, 2008Conversation with my Russian Jewish Mama about the situation.
RJM: Nu. Vhere eez boyfriend? Eh?
Me: Mom, he’s not my boyfriend, I don’t know where he is. Busy probably.
RJM: Aha. You should hev dump heez ahhce… heez AHHCE? Diz is how you say? long time ahgo. Bye bye meester! Dosvedanya malchik! (she waves merrily.)
Me: Jesus Christ Mom.
RJM: Dohn say Jeezus. Vee ahr Jooz.
jesus christ this is freakin hilarious (one l or 2? i can never remember).